Funny

My single next door neighbour who does some washing for me, came to the gate in just a towel wrapped around her, when I was handing over the washing, and kindly informs shes sun bathing naked in the garden!

There is no way im going there! When I was single and 20 I would have loved it, but now, I m a little more reserved! And neighbours are far too handy!

Maybe a holiday

So I was looking for a quickie, maybe majorca..just for 4 days, just me, no dstractions, just a book, sun sea..and no sex....next week I maybe awol LOL

Online dating website

So my 5 weeks of online dating has come to an end...back to the real world where real relationships count, and not fake cyberspace flirting.

So who knows what the real world will bring?

Some nasty people in this world. Please keep safe, don't share any personal info with anyone.

It's good to chat, but only meet if you really know who your meeting!

Amazing lady

I met an amazing lady yesterday..it's made me feel so special xxx

I'll be dreaming about it for months xxx

More about me!

I have a subscription to Mens Health, Im working my way to be fitter, slimmer and healthier.

My first Dog was called Sandy! so my porn star name is Sandy Aldin.

I was born in a pit village near Durham.

I once played hookie from school for a straight 6 weeks.

I was a naughty boy at school! HAHA

Have a disliking for useless technology, and dont like being restricted! Hence Apple is not my favorite operating systen!

Im good with technology generally, although MSN does my head in, and phones that lose battery make my temper rise.

Im wear my heart on my sleave!

xxx

Sparse!